Winning With The Dean Of Sheen

Hello, Middle America. This is the “real” Charlie Sheen. BOOM! So what am I doing between winning and not shooting “2 and a Half Men?” Winning, of course. Duh. That’s what I do, man. It’s like breathing or blinking. These CBS puppeteers try to marionette my ethereal focus strategy into a fiasco funnel cake, but I deflect their mind bullets with a force field constructed by my ideas to prevail exponentially, levitating... Read More