5 Reasons To See “A Cock Tale”
This Friday, March 18th, my animated short film, “A Cock Tale,” will be premiering at the Suburban World Theatre in Uptown Minneapolis, MN. In case you’re debating whether or not to go to the screening party, here are 5 sure fire reasons you should go.
5 Reasons To See “A Cock Tale”
- You’ll Meet Brock
Brock is a rooster from “A Cock Tale.” Blessed with the perfect storm of charisma, rippling abs, and a low IQ, Brock is the top cock on the block, not to mention a real chick magnet. Brock’s talents include elite cock-a-doodling prowess, amazing pecs, and a strong jawline. - You’ll Meet Todd
Todd is also a rooster from “A Cock Tale.” Todd is the next in line for being the top cock on the block. He’s addicted to juice boxes, owns 7 fanny packs, and was born with glasses on. He also possesses a frightening amount of chicken porn. - Bears Will Eat Your Entire Family If You Don’t!
I know, right? How is that even possible? Welp, I’ve got a good source who tells me that somehow, someway, the Friday premiere of my cartoon is somehow connected to the value of honey. How? I don’t flipping know! It’s the butterfly effect, but with honey and bears. Anyway, if no one comes on Friday, bears stand to lose a lot in the way of money… money that they’ll be spending on honey. They are bound to take this financial strain out on someone, and, knowing what loose cannons bears can be, well… do the math. - This is America, damnit!!!
I’m not sure if that’s a reason, but seeing my film certainly beats getting shot out of a canon. That’s how people roll in other countries, folks! Have you been to Iowa? I rest my case. - You May Need A Break From Basketball
The next few weeks are going to be ALL basketball, ALL the time. For some, that sounds like heaven. Others may need a break, so why not use that time to support your local art community? Then, when you’re done with that, come see my film. HEY OH!! It’s got the word “cock” in the title. DERRRR!!!
I know you need no more convincing from me, so I will see you Friday. Cheers!
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