Abe Lincoln Facts: Independence Day Edition

In honor of Independence Day, here are some authentic and completely accurate facts about one of the greatest Americans ever; Abraham Lincoln. Happy Independence Day! Don’t tase me, bro! – Abraham Lincoln Read More  Read More

What’s Next For Oprah?

After a legendary stretch as the television host for aptly named “Oprah Winfrey Show,” the talented and auspicious Oprah Winfrey has decided it’s time to move onto new opportunities. What’s next for the entertainment icon? Here’s a list of potential jobs that could be in her near future. 10 Potential Jobs for Oprah: Read More  Read More

Sh*t You’ll Need For The Apocalypse:

According to the internets, Saturday will bring about an Apocalypse that will leave the world a barren wasteland of pain, rubble, and angry badgers. In other words, we’re all going to be effed in the A. But for those looking to continue on to see more “Fast and Furious” sequels, here’s a list of items you should procure immediately. Sh*t You’ll Need For The Apocalypse: ... Read More

5 Tips To Make Your Royal Wedding Awesome!

Dear Prince William & Catherine Middleton, Your big day is here, but don’t rest on your laurels and expect it to be great. Go out and make it so! I have some tips to ensure your wedding is 23 and a half flavors of awesome, so read the words I typed and drink deep a heaping helping of awesomeness. You’re welcome, royal people. 5 Tips To Make Your Royal Wedding... Read More

Crazy Sh*t Babies Say!

Crazy Sh*t Babies Say! Read More  Read More

5 Reasons To See “A Cock Tale”

This Friday, March 18th, my animated short film, “A Cock Tale,” will be premiering at the Suburban World Theatre in Uptown Minneapolis, MN. In case you’re debating whether or not to go to the screening party, here are 5 sure fire reasons you should go. Read More  Read More

Winning With The Dean Of Sheen

Hello, Middle America. This is the “real” Charlie Sheen. BOOM! So what am I doing between winning and not shooting “2 and a Half Men?” Winning, of course. Duh. That’s what I do, man. It’s like breathing or blinking. These CBS puppeteers try to marionette my ethereal focus strategy into a fiasco funnel cake, but I deflect their mind bullets with... Read More

More Abe Lincoln Facts

When it comes to fun facts about everybody’s favorite former President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln, it’s tough to cover everything in one post. So here are some more factual and completely accurate facts about Abe Lincoln. Read More  Read More

Thanksgiving Things To Be Thankful For

Thanksgiving is the greatest holiday known to man. What other day would it considered rude to not eat till you piss blood? I couldn’t think of any during the time it took me to type that sentence, so there is probably only 5 or so. But in my world, there is only one: Thanksgiving. So, what better way to celebrate than to reflect on some of the Thanksgiving things to be most... Read More

Election Day: Abe Lincoln Facts

In honor of Election Day, here are some fun facts about everybody’s favorite former President of the United States and the creator of ABC’s hit comedy, Modern Family, Abraham Lincoln. Abe Lincoln Desktop Backgrounds: Read More  Read More